1. pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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    pearlcrystalgem:

    travellingcompanionstephrogers:

    chafing-nipples:

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    becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

    jim fucking carrey

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    I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

    This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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  2. jesterproductions:

    anniehatesyouu:

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    17 People Who Are Holding Us Back as a Society

    Lololol that gas pump one though, I’d stab him

    I’m surprised the human statue held out as long as he did.

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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    Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

    ellen degeneres came out in 1997

    yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

    ellen page came out in 2014

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  5. the-united-states-congress:

    on the blink 182 wiki page there’s a legend section that talks about who they’ve influenced and after reading all of those i realized without them there’d be no fall out boy, no panic, no mumford and sons, no mayday parade, no all time low, no 5sos, no before you exit, never would have been mcr, and so many other bands would have never existed if it werent for them just wow you go blink 182 

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  6. 10knotes:

    Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

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  7. wonderous-world:

    The stunning sight of hundreds of bright blue butterflies was almost too much for the six-month-old kitten, Lepa, as he bounced over and started trying to catch them. The comical chase was captured by student Natalia Moldovanova in Leningrad Oblast, Russia. After awhile Lepa got tired and collapsed among the butterflies, seemingly in paradise | Article.

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  8. martinekenblog:

    Blue tattoo by artist Sir Lexi Rex

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  9. 10knotes:

    THE 40 GREATEST DOG GIFS OF ALL TIME

    SEE THEM ALL HERE

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